• Arkistojen Mummo-aarteita, osa 2

    March 19th, 2011

    Julkaistu aikaisemmin Haista!-lehdessä. Inspiroinut myös fanitoimintaa, jossa eläydyttiin mummoihin ostamalla kaupasta Fazerin parhaita ja Brunbergin tryffeleitä, ja mentiin kävelykadulle vahtaamaan ohikulkijoita (tosin sinä päivänä ei ohilkulkijoissa ollut yhtään näin tasokkaita). Poitsukan paidassa lukee “nekro metal on kova juttu”.

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    Previously released in Haista!-zine. The text in boy’s shirt says loosely translated “necro metal is hard.”

    And as loosely translated…

    At the yard of groceries: “This year autumn came early. Wonder if I should start knitting multitude of socks.” “Aune had crocheted a goal for her grandchildren’s football games. I wouldn’t start such a big project.” / Suddenly: “Do you see same as I?” (Almost swallowing her false teeth) / Library. Oh, he even has notorious steelcaps in his boots. / “Oh I wish I could have him alive in a bottle!” “And poke him with a stick there!” / “If I now threw my grocery-bags away and ran fast, I’d still catch him…” / “Only my feet are betraying me” “But we can go with kicksledge!” / “When we pass him we’ll see him close another time, and when we’ll stay hanging  farther, he has to pass us and we’ll see him close for third time!” “Hold on to my bag when we are moving fast, you hear me” / “What were those grannies staring. Probably thought I worship Satan. Fucking hell people are so prejudical. Would they wan’t everyone to dress up in colorful joggingsuits, yuck.” / Down the hill there’s traffic lights where all our characters are heading to. There’s also Aune nordic walking towards them. / Salme and Aini fly like the wind over street when the lights are already red. / Swept over by the tornado of our kicksledgers, Aune almost falls. “Eek!” “Be careful! Are you allright?” “No, I’m fine…Thanks!” / “Yay – now those old ladies saw I’m not any devil as I helped that one!” “That can’t be cured even with pralines…” “And we will not invite Aune over to coffee next friday! She was so unfair by throwing herself to our object’s arms!”

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